The Part-time maid affair

I have been thinking of getting a maid, seeing the sorry state of our home- thanks to our busy schedules (and laziness:-D). I had a dream a few days back about the same.

It went like this:

My parents come to our house. It is in a state of disarray and my father tells me: “Your house is full of WORMS! (yuck!) What have you been doing??” “I have never seen any worms around here” I exclaim. Then my mum says “It is time to get a maid. This won’t do.”
So we set out in search of a maid. And we finds one, somewhere. She is wearing large spectacles and is serving food to someone. Then in the background, somebody says: “She seems to be fine” But somehow I am not convinced.

And that’s it. Such a boring dream, not even worth recording...Anyways, one day I might read this again and think of the days when I worried about part-time maids!!

P.S.- Our house has not been infected by worms, yet!!

A vampire story!

How will you categorize this dream? Weird? Funny? Horrible? Scary? For me it is perhaps the weirdest and in some ways the funniest dream I ever had (till date).

The setting: a huge castle with velvety darkness shrouding every nook and corner (Imagining a Dracula castle will do). An owl is hooting, wolves are howling (hmm I made that up :-D). I am inside the castle with some friends.

Suddenly something bites me! What is it?? Well, er..a dog! What happens next is, I get affected by rabies?? Nope, I develop symptoms of a vampire!!(??) Since I am turning into a full-fledged vampire, I would obviously need some blood soon. That means my friends will be in danger. So I ask them to keep away from me and lock myself up in a room.

Then some villains come to attack us. Their intention is simply to kill us. One of the guys gets inside the same room I am hiding, to get some weapons (the room in question is loaded with weaponry). As I am just a new-born vampire, I am not absolutely sure what to do. But then the guy spots me and tries to shoot me.

And that does it! My vampire reflexes come into play and what follows is something like an action packed scene from a movie! And of course, Flawless Victory for me! (I did not drink his blood or anything! Thank God!! :-/

And then... I officially become a vampire...

I should not have read Twilight before going to bed. Can't imagine what I would have done if the dream/nightmare continued. Fortunately, I woke up before doing more damage!