I am a Spy??!!

Sigh...I never ever thought that I would become a spy in this life. Well, thanks to my hyper-active sub-conscious mind, it was made possible...in this very funny dream...

I am a spy. And I am not alone. There are a large number of girls who are all spies. Our aim is to secretly deliver some message to some place.

So I start walking (God knows where). On the way I see another girl, whom I recognize immediately as a fellow spy. So I whisper the secret message in her ear and move on. This girl now starts walking and meets another person and repeats the same procedure (What the hell!) Finally we meet somewhere and get the secret message all neatly written. It is telegrammed to my (poor) uncle who is our chief!

Everything is just fine until...

I get arrested by the police, because apparently I made some stupid mistake and gave the whole operation away! They ask me about the secret message and I feign ignorance. They search my bag and find nothing (since it was all telegrammed earlier, so clever!!!). And they let me go.

Outside, the whole spying community is waiting, obviously angry with me for making such a flaw... Suddenly a car appears and helps me escape from the tricky situation. But on the way I notice that my bag is not with me! I have to go back..

On reaching the Police Station, I find that there is a huge exhibition there (ahem!). I purchase a big bottle of shampoo from there and return home happily! :-)) (Girls will be girls, huh??)

No multi-tasking please!

In Office

Boss: Did you do that job I gave you earlier?

Me: Of course I did!

Boss: When??

Me: A long time back

Boss: But then why didn’t you give it to me? You know, you should hand over your assignments as soon as it is done..What were you doing anyway??

Me: Oh, I am sorry..I was busy mopping the floor

Boss: Here??

Me: No, no at home..And I was watching TV at the same time

Boss: Aha! That’s the whole problem! You shouldn’t be multitasking! You should do only one job at a time! You should concentrate on whatever you are doing...How many times have I told you..
....

Hmm...some dream huh?

The Flying ‘Things’ and the Golden Safety Pins

“It is coming!!”

“What??”

“Something scary, I am sure!!”

I wait with fear for the scary thing inside a house. I guess I was talking to somebody in the house, but can’t remember.

Anyway I secure all the doors and windows carefully. I know something is coming...

And they come. Something dressed entirely in black..And they are flying!!

On closer look, it seemed to be human...Hmm... It more or less looked like the Asuras (demons) we see on TV.

Anyway those things were trying to enter my house. What was I supposed to do???

And then I find myself outside the house. There are a lot of people around and they are moving about. I soon find out that the demons attack only those who move. That is, if we stand like statues, they won’t hurt us!!:-))

All the people around also seemed to realise this and they all stand like statues! Not even a blink! And the black things come and inspect us, watching us closely if we are moving!!

Soon I am in for a surprise. One of the demons comes and talks to me and gives me something..A large number of golden safety pins!!!! It seemed they acted as fangs for the demons..It worked this way: they put two safety pins into their mouths and there- two shiny fangs all set and ready to bite or whatever!!

As far as I can remember, I did not take those safety pins! I have had enough as it is!

By Thunder!

My friends and I are on the terrace of a building… The weather is really great and we are all in a good mood. Suddenly, the sky darkens and our smiles disappear. It starts raining heavily and there is thunder and lightning too. A storm builds up and approaches us howling, and at frightening speed...

We are all scared to death and run towards a small room. Inside we find a man who also looks really scared. He is saying “This is a wooden cabin; we won’t be safe in here. We need to get out!’

And then suddenly the room transforms into a lift and starts moving down. But then, a thunder strikes and my arm gets burnt! I am in deep pain…

Soon the lift stops and I find that I am alone in the lift! Everybody else has disappeared. I get out of the lift and look around…There are so many rooms around but no one in sight…

The rest of the dream involved a lot of searching, running, jumping and so on. All left to your imagination:-)